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-Hot.
-Oddly dressed.
-Accent of some sort.
-Not sure how to form complete sentences, and if he gets one out, it is not in the correct context.
-Likes country music and sings it whenever asked.
-When defeated, says phrases such as, "after this i'm planning on having a lot of sex" "i get chicks" or, my personal favorite "you're not that hot anyway"
-Wears Ed Hardy.
-Biceps bigger than both your thighs.
-Small head.
-Does summer sales.
I hope this helps. Also, please note, Wes is not an ex boyfriend of mine, but rather, a bachelorette contestant. Also, if your boyfriend/husband/crush/brother fit the description of two or more of these, please plan an intervention soon.
4 comments:
Hot. Does Summer Sales.... :( Dane is not a tool
I'm mostly referring to wes, from the bachelor. Of course Dane isn't a tool. ;)
hahahahahahaha. wes is a tool. this also sounds like someone else i know....
OMGosh the Ed Hardy thing just made me snort DC out my nose!!!
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